Stupid Stereo Types :P

I really hate stereotypes. They annoy me. My friend made this and I thought it was sort of funny, sooo I decided to just put it up here :I

(  ) I’m EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
(  ) I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
(  ) I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
(  ) I'm A BLACK FEMALE, so I must gossip 24/7
(  ) I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
(  ) I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
(x) I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
(  ) I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
(  ) I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
(  ) I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
(  ) I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
(x) I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
(  ) I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
(x) I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
(x) I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
(  ) I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
(  ) I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
(  ) I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
(  ) I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
(  ) I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
(x) I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
(  ) I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
(  ) I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
(  ) I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
(  ) I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
(  ) I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
(  ) I'm a (Or was) CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
(  ) I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
(  ) I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
(  ) I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
(  ) I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
(x) I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
(x) I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
(  ) I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
(  ) I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
(  ) I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
(  ) I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
(  ) I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
(  ) I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one.”
(  ) I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
(x) I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
(x) I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
(  ) I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
(  ) I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
(x) I’m INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
(  ) I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
(x) I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
(x) I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (how can I be a player if I am a girl?)
(  ) I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
(  ) I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
(x) I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
(  ) I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool, and that’s how Russians roll.
(  ) I'm BLACK, so I must be a sex-crazed maniac
(  ) I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
(  ) I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
(  ) I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
(  ) I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
(  ) I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
(  ) I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
(  ) I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
(  ) I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
(  ) I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
(x) I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
(  ) I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
(x) I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly… Or crazy.
(  ) I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
(x) I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
(x) I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
(  ) I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
(  ) I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
(x) I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
(x) I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
(x) I'm MIXED so I'm screwed up. (i am part white and part asian. just so you know)
(  ) I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
(x) I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. (That is actually half-way true )
(  ) I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
(  ) I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
(x) I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
(  ) I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
(  ) I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
(x) I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
(  ) I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
(  ) I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
(x) I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
(  ) I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
(  ) I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
(  ) I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
(  ) I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
(  ) I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
(  ) I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
(  ) I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
(x) I'm ASIAN so I MUST love sushi. (i do actually like sushi)
(  ) I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
(x) I have many FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
(  ) I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
(x) I couldn't hurt a FLY, SO I MUST be a pussy.
(  ) I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
(  ) I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
(  ) I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
(  ) I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
(x) I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
(  ) I'm BLACK, so I must blame Caucasians for everything
(x) I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
(x) My hair gets GREASY, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
(x) I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
(  ) I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
(x) I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
(  ) I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, So I MUST be a whore myself.
(  ) I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
(  ) I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
(  ) I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I Must be a homosexual. (Crossplay)
(  ) I draw MANGA so I MUST be a freak.
(x) I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
(  ) I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
(  ) I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
(  ) I'm A BLACK FEMALE, so I must dress provocatively
(x) I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
(x) I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed, and arrogant.
(  ) I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
(x) I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
(  ) I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
(  ) I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
(  ) I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
(  ) I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
(  ) I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality, and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
(x) I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
(  ) I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
(  ) I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
(  ) I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
(  ) I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
(x) I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
(  ) I'm BLACK, so I must have a bad temper
(  ) I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
(x) I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
(x) I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
(  ) I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
(x) I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
(  ) I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
(  ) I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
(  ) I'm A BLACK FEMALE, so I must get pregnant and be a stripper
(  ) I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
(  ) I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
(  ) I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
(x) I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
(x) I'm ASIAN, so I MUST like eating cats and dogs.
(x) I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
(  ) I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
(  ) I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
(x) I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
(  ) I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
(  ) I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
(x) I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
(x) I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
(x) I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
(  ) I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
(x) I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
(  ) I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
(  ) I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
(  ) I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
(  ) I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
(  ) I’m GAY so I MUST be after EVERY straight guy around.
(x) I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
(  ) I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
(x) I love band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
(  ) I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
(x) I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue.
(x) I STILL LIKE TO WATCH CARTOONS so I MUST be immature.
(  ) I'm BLACK, so I must curse and make fun of other races

Well that took forever. At least I'm done